Unf*ck Your Gut: A No-BS Approach to Finally Beating IBS

1:1 Health Coaching for IBS

Shed Extra Pounds

Reduce Bloating and Gas

Feel In Control

You Don’t Have Time for Bullsh*t Cookie-Cutter Solutions 

Life is too f*cking short to be gaslit by your doctors. Prescriptions or supplements aren’t enough and will NOT fix your IBS.

You deserve to live a life free of worrying about where the bathroom is.

Let’s work together to design a No BS personalized plan so you can take back control of your body… and your life.

From Food Baby Bloated to Total F*cking Badass: 

My “Unf*ck Your Gut” coaching program uses a no-BS holistic approach to get to the root cause of your IBS, so women can finally have healthy digestion and be in control of their life. 

Here is some of what you can expect from the program:  

Your Step-by-Step Coaching Program for Natural IBS Relief 

Banish the bloating bullshit so you can eat your favorite foods without feeling like a  human balloon or living on the toilet.  

Heal your IBS the naturally way — nope, no bland-ass diets or gut-wrecking meds. It’s  time to take back your freedom and kiss those misery-filled days goodbye.

Say goodbye to constipation and unpredictable digestion by using my step-by-step  method for rebuilding your gut health and feeling in control of your body again. 

From Guinea Pig to Gut Health Expert:

My Path to Beating IBS 

I know what you’re going through. For years, you’ve struggled with the painful,  unpredictable symptoms of IBS, searching for relief and being let down by your  doctors' complete lack of solutions. 

The frustration of hating how you look in your jeans. The embarrassment of getting hit  with the toots on date night. The feeling of being afraid to eat.

I spent yeeaarrrs seeing doctors….  

I was finally f*cking done with the “pill for every symptom” model, so I decided to take  my health into my own hands. I became my own guinea pig, testing what works and  what doesn’t. After 6 months of self-experimentation I was finally on the road to recover from  the misery of IBS. 

I understand how disheartening this journey can be, and I’m here to offer a different path. Through my training as a Functional Diagnostic Nutrition (FDN) practitioner, I use a science backed method to find the root cause of IBS.  

FDN has empowered tens of thousands to find lasting wellness by getting to the bottom of chronic health issues, not just covering up symptoms. 

As someone who has been in on the IBS rollercoaster I’m committed to helping you get the relief you've been looking for, so you can reclaim your comfort, confidence, and vitality.  

Here is what clients are saying.

You’re Just 3 Simple Steps Away From Having an IBS-Free Life. 

Let’s F*cking Test, Not Guess

Using functional lab testing we will create a fully personalized plan just for you.

No BS, IBS Protocol

No more endless googling and random supplements. You will get a custom plan just for YOU.

Take Your Sexy Back

Complete your plan and finally get back to feeling like yourself, feeling sexy in your jeans, a gut of steel and a life free of food fear.

Finally, Feel Good in Your Clothes Again.

At The KOCO Wellness, I understand what it’s like when you deal with IBS, feeling hopeless and frustrated as you try to navigate endless band-aid solutions that don’t work.  

I get it. Life is too fcking short to not feel in control of your own body. To get there, you need a proven, no-nonsense approach that finally delivers results so you can feel  good in your clothes again and start kicking f*cking ass.  

I understand what it feels like to have no control over your health. And as a certified Functional Diagnostic Nutrition® Practitioner (FDN) with years of experience, I’ve seen first-hand how powerful it is to approach health holistically using a science based proven method to find the root cause of your health issues.

"The natural healing force within each of us is the greatest force in getting well." - Hippocrates

FAQs

Do you offer payment plans?

Yes, I do! I understand that your health can be an investment, and I don’t want your financial situation decide whether you can start your healing journey. I want you to be able to work on becoming your best self, and overcoming your unpleasant symptoms. Payment plans options can be further discussed on your discovery call. If you have any further questions please contact me at: hi@thekocowellness.com

Do you take insurance?

Unfortunately, I am not able to take insurance because I am not diagnosing you. Insurance will only cover medical diagnoses, whereas I look to find what dysfunction in the body is causing this diagnosis. However, I offer flexible payment plans and past clients have had great success paying for their GI Map with HSA/FSA, but that will depend on your insurance provider.

If I already have had testing done, can you use it?

If you have had a stool test, an HTMA, bloodwork, or a hormone test done in the last 90days and have not yet started a protocol, we can use them.

I am afraid to invest, no one has been able to help me...

FDNs have helped thousands of people just like you. The way that we interpret labs is very different from other medical practitioners/doctors. We don’t just treat symptoms; we use functional lab testing to pinpoint what is happening with you. We not only identify where there are issues, but we guide you through a transformative process. You are never alone in this journey, and our mission is to guide you beyond symptom relief. We’re here to lead you to a life of balance, where your mind and body can operate at peak performance.

Do you offer money-back guarantees?

No, there are no refunds on any purchases. However, I do guarantee that I will continuously show up for you and give you my best effort. I will meet you where you are and guide you every step of the way. If you continuously show up for yourself and put in effort, I am confident that you will achieve results.

Do you accept FSA/HSA?

Hell yes (well, kind of). I've partnered with TrueMed, which means you may be able to use your FSA or HSA to cover the cost of working with me. Here's how it works:

You fill out a quick form with TrueMed to see if you're eligible. If approved, they’ll provide you with a Letter of Medical Necessity—which is basically a golden ticket that lets you use pre-tax dollars for our sessions.

👉 Click here to apply with TrueMed (takes less than 5 minutes)

This means your gut-healing journey might be tax-free and bloat-free. Win-win.